Bon Mot Number 5
While the seven dwarfs were busy working in their diamond mine, Snow White prepared their lunch and took it to them. As she got near she was horrified to see there'd been a massive cave-in, and the dust was still settling.
Scrambling to get as near as she could, she shouted "It's Snow White. Can anyone hear me?"
Faintly, from far below, she heard the wavering reply "England for the World Cup".
"Ohhhh" she said. "Thank heaven. At least Dopey's alive".