The Swaffham Crier Online

The Sinking Voter

In the present political position, it seems pertinent, (even impertinent), to reprise a verse last published in the Crier in the 1996 February issue. I have edited it slightly from that version

With British cars and aeroplanes, of oversea's design,

And Industry in general, in an ongoing decline;

With tens of thousands unemployed, and a future rather bleak;

I'm losing faith in the government - as I did last week.

 

With the British fishermen, allowed less and less to catch;

And foreign sailors selling fish, at a price ours cannot match

Forcing sailors in our fishing fleet slowly up the creek;

I'm losing faith in the government - as I did last week.

 

With tasteless foreign apples on greengrocers' racks,

And the one great British burden - excessive income tax.

With inventions being sold abroad, or allowed to leak;

I'm losing faith in the government - as I did last week.

 

With vital information on discs that are 'mislaid',

And banks losing our money on 'deals'they shouldn't have made. .

With immigration numbers at an-all time peak,

I'm losing faith in the government - as I did last week.

 

With the price of oil and its taxation, at an all time high

Which to run a car and heat the home, one is forced to buy.

With excuse after excuses given in politicians''devious speak',

I'm losing faith in the government - as I did last week.

 

Though if we had another lot, it could be the same

Except for another Opposition, apportioning the blame;

But if a government did right all the time, it would be UNIQUE!

I'm losing faith in the government - as I did last week.

Ophir