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A Wee Verrse Parody for Burrn's Nicht

Wee, slickit, tim'rous beastie,

Ane's a digit 'at's a leastie;

Twa is mair a'tho' ye ken

On o'r way tae caunt tae ten.

Should auld acquaintance be forgot

We'er we tak' a lik' o' not?

We'er the dee be bricht o' foggy,

I wad stoop doun 'n fastna ma broggie.

'Till a' the seas gang dry my dear,

Thre' is ane a' twa, my dear;

Whilst yet ano'er ane mak faw.

Tae cum ye in, kek a' the daw.

Ane = One. Twa = Two

Thre' =Three Faw = Four

Fastna ma broggie = Buckle my shoe

Kek a' the daw = Knock at the door

Ophir, With Apologies To the Scots