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Poets Corner

Sonnet to a TOBIAS GEORGE SMOLLETT (1721-1771)

Front Loading Type Washing Machine. .

Pure stream, in whose transparent wave

My soiled clothes, I'm wont to lave.

No stains resist thy fluid force,

No socks impede thy programmed course:

Revolving like a whirlpool lake

A charming maze thy waters make.

Cleansing by Ariel or Bold

And water that runs HOT and COLD.

Within thy flanks of gleaming white

My numerous shirts and socks delight

And wait the Timer's switched 'AVAIL'

To tumble out, and into pail.

Now heart's resolved and iron prepared

To polish the poetry we have shared.

Ophir (With apologies & thanks to TGS)