No more Golf Balls
I popped round to see my father the other day. On arrival, I realised that he already had company. I cracked on preparing his supper but from the kitchen I couldn't help overhearing their conversation. His chum was telling him about a work -colleague who had discovered this revolutionary golf ball that you could never lose.
If it fell in the water it would emit a trail of bubbles, if it fell in the rough it would give off a sonic tone and if the daylight should fall towards the end of your round it would give off an incandescent glow. My dad was intrigued and asked his guest where the guy had bought the ball from, his reply was that his colleague didn't buy it, he'd found it!!!