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America?

I'd like to visit the Promised Land

Where everything is Very Grand.

They have the Best of Everything

And all the Good that Science can bring.

 

They are the World's Premier Power

And have 1 murder, 10 muggings, 5 burglaries, every hour

 

I like to think that I could be

One of the millions who daily see

The Tallest Buildings, Longest Bars

And miles of Glittering Motor Cars.

 

They are the world's Premier Might

And have 8 murders, 80 muggings, 40 burglaries, every night.

 

I like to think I would go there

If only I could raise the fare.

The only drawback I can see

Is there are too many people there, for me;

 

On second thoughts, I'd rather stay

They have 16 murders, 160 muggings, 80 burglaries, every day.

 

And so you see, I am still here,

Nor think I've sold adventure dear.

I have dismissed it from my mind

Preferring life of a quieter kind.

 

In Cambridge there's the peace I seek

They have but 4500 bicycles stolen, every week.

Ophir