The Swaffham Crier Online

Health, Safety and PC Insanity

RETURNING FROM FRANCE this week, not only was I relieved of my hair lacquer and three tins of anchovy-stuffed olives, but also a universal-size saucepan lid and a pair of nutcrackers. The mind boggles at the image of a lady of a certain age threatening an aircraft with a saucepan lid and a pair of nutcrackers! Perhaps I should be flattered!

Brenda Wilson

Dorset pre school play groups have been told that they can no longer use egg boxes and the inside of loo rolls for modelling - not safe! Has the country gone mad or what?

Margaret Joyce

All reader's contributions very welcome! Eds