The Nut Tree
I had a little nut tree
Nothing would it bear,
But a glass of Guiness;
An avocado pear.
A plate of huge escargots;
A pot of caviar;
A large ripe foreign cheese,
In fact,
Nowhere was its par.
Such a fare it bore me
Made me smack my lips:
But in the end I cut it down - It wouldn't bear me chips!