Accommodation Wanted
I am quite grown up for a 2 year old girl, house trained of course, and well behaved - I don't go upstairs. Sadly, my friend's work prevents her from keeping me, and I have taken advantage of my cousins' for too long. I don't wish to outstay my welcome; I am not that kind of dog. White, except for one brown eye patch, I am small and quite well formed. Shortish legs and longish tail, combined with one floppy ear give me a unique appearance, and short hair is so much easier to keep clean. Of mixed background, I have a small, unfussy appetite and no medical problems like those often carried by inbred, aristocratic families. I have medical certificates, I am ECDC registered and security "chipped". Though very affectionate, I like to defend my territory. I never stray too far (like my cousins do) from those sharing a gentle walk. They enjoy the health benefits of companionship like stress relief and low blood pressure, and I make them laugh when I bring back any balls they throw away!
I want no sordid financial transaction. (Do you know what people pay for puppies these days? What is the world is coming to?)
Please call 744051, and don't worry if Frank answers - his bark is worse than his bite.