Double Take?
On leafing quickly through April's 'Crier',
I suddenly turned quite pale.
Page 14's headline clearly said,
'Baby and Toddler Sale'.
Wild questions hurtled through my mind -
'Has Swaffham Prior gone mad?'
'It's changed a lot since I lived there,
From fair to really bad'.
But my colour very soon came back,
As I realised what it meant;
It seems the sale wasn't redundant stock,
Of the young and innocent.