The Swaffham Crier Online

Letters to the Editors

Dear Editors,

We have a special little tree

With apples large and round

But when we come to harvest them

There's ne'er one to be found

Maybe the thief who takes the bags

They leave for you and I

Is filling them with apples

And making apple pie

A Resident

Dear Editors,

The spotty sheep

on the dyke

I like.

Is it possible,

they have the slipperiest faeces

of any species?

A Dog Walker